Saturday, March 10, 2007

Hmmm..... Trademark Pills

A whole new marketing strategy in the making.

A few picks of my own:

Dion’s – relief from the symptoms of indecision
Iggy’s – for relief of impotency attacks
Holland’s – for the easing of foot in mouth syndrome
Goodale’s – for those that suffer from embarrassing leakage
Jenning’s – memory enhancement supplement
Milliken’s – for order disorders
McGuinty’s – elimination of diarrhea of the mouth
Stronach’s – for relief of those nasty morality issues
Brison’s – for sufferers of hemorrhoidal itch

Volpe’s – natural enhancement for the dead


I'm sure I missed a few.

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